10 (fun) things to do at Walmart

Let me first say, I don't necessarily condone these things that are about to be presented...though they would be hilarious.

1. Set a bunch of alarm clocks to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares...and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
4. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
6. When a worker asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
7. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
8. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
10. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

So, there you go. Again, maybe not the greatest ideas, but they would be oh so funny.

What's the weirdest thing you've done in a Walmart?